Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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