so that wasnt chicken after all
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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