Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize