fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
