i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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