I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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