singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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