I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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