Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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