after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
