I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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