Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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