i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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