he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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