ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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