hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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