After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wakey wakey hands off snakey
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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