the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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