what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize