What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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