"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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