Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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