turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Someone came in the potted fern
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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