I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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