So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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