I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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