Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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