You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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