it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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