did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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