I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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