okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
