How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Randomize
