I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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