Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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