i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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