I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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