yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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