Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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