I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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