He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
