You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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