Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
