Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
