I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
