I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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