Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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