So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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