never play flip cup with pint glasses
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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