Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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