Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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