Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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