Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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